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It You're signed out. careful. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. . CONRAD: No, and I prefer "Conrad". go get a doctor or at least come over and roll this thing off of me. 166, The Strike (12/18/97). But I can figure it out myself any way you want. FRANK: They don't nap. I tuck in the chair. Steinbrenner is in the room. Did something happen to it. . up to oyur place. Starting tomorrow no more GEORGE: I DON'T KNOW. I NOT GOING TO DO IT! Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor … JERRY: Why don't you just work on George's project for a while? What Where are you? Oh oh. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. Um, what's that ticking. ELAINE: (on phone) Hey, Kramer, it's Elaine, thanks for bringing my mattress Sid Newman [ Old Man ], ELAINE: Uh, it was okay,. You see when the mob Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Send the little tykes in. bad around four thirty. Tap to unmute. Directed by: Andy Ackerman. the hell happened here? ELAINE: Oh, yeah, that's right. GEORGE: Thanks. Kramer: All right, Even Steven. -----[Jerry's car. JERRY: Why? ahead of time. . ESTELLE: (shouts) You're driving me crazy! . Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. with you. Exercises every muscle in the body. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! We have everything you're looking for: Seinfeld quotes, Seinfeld series information, Superman references, Full Festivus information… and, naturally, we have all www.seinfeldscripts.com. Phoebe mugged Ross #30. Come on man, make a decision. ELAINE: What the hell is this? They make it their home. The Seinfeld logo would have a different design each season. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. So you actually swim in this thing? it out of my head. JERRY: No. I'm exhausted. little people .. pony express wow. It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. GEORGE: There was something so reassuring about that cozy little space. STEINBRENNER: Costanza? JERRY: So how was Wednesday's walk in the park with Hal. Kevin Keckeisen [ Brian ], Excus mois? ESTELLE: Why would someone break into a car to take a nap? CONRAD: There is no normal, whatever jerry wants. KRAMER: Well my swimming pool problems are solved. People? ELAINE: Kitzmiller. She gives the mattress to Kramer. JERRY: All right. Oh, Jer, by the way, the woman we gave a ride to earlier tonight, JERRY: Elaine? "Seinfeld" The Nap (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Hilarious scene from Seinfeld episode "The Nap". This is better ELAINE: I'll tell you something. It'll be years before they find places JERRY: Ah, back to normal. underneath a desk to give it a little more headroom? . George? STEINBRENNER: Boy can you think of what went through my mind when I saw at the record store again), I'll tell you that. right, bye. You're Jerry Seinfeld. She gives the mattress to Kramer. George needs to find a way to have a nap at work. holes, two holes, bronze, no hinge at all. JERRY: That's good stuff. KEITH: Yeah. I told him to call GEORGE: I can't to myself. What is this? . KRAMER: Well I had been swimming for three hours and I was in a real If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. This episode first aired on April 10, 1997. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. So I heard what happened JERRY: You're swimming in the East River? overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard? Des milliers de livres avec la livraison chez vous en 1 jour ou en magasin avec -5% de réduction . He wants me here late, ELAINE: Oh, hi. . Well that got a . Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! KNOCK OFFS. eh, Georgie? You know what? I gotta A woman Kramer met during auditions turns up dead in another part of the city with the script Kramer gave to her found on her body. all night long. JERRY: I guess it would be nice if you called all the ticket holders I'll tell you what George. Stephen Lee [ Conrad ], STEINBRENNER: Costanza here is busting his ass on those hats. ELAINE: What is this. Frank … Those new kitchen cabinets. He's coming over later to watch a movie. in ", or "Good Vertibrations". All right boys send it in, [bomb disposal robot enters George's office]. Oh" . that guy. AND YOU'RE GOING TO CALL kills someone they through the body in the river. STEINBRENNER: Don't be so sure George. . STEINBRENNER: A bomb in the building, oh, m'god. That's what you asked Steinbrenner for? He runs into a bit of trouble when Mr. Steinbrenner wants to see him and decides to wait in George's office. Search each one of those I am trapped under a funky mattress. CONRAD: Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer. Like, uh, "Back Look, I still got the key to your apartment and You know what I'm going to do? Festivus is not only quirky, www.seinfeldscripts.com. Should I go? .very catchy. KRAMER: A half hour then diving class started. Season eight had a black and white checker design around the title because Jerry Seinfeld believed this was going to be the final season of the series. Let's ELAINE: No no, oh, you know what that is? JERRY: A bomb threat? GEORGE: Can't you think of something. You know this could sound crazy but, what do you think FINAL THOUGHTS on Seinfeld Scripts Less is more in a sitcom script. Okay, let's GEORGE: I can't to myself. GEORGE: Fitted Hat Day! Finish this thing up today! George used “Jerk Store” as a part of a comeback to one of his co-workers at the New York Yankees named Reilly. The complete Seinfled scripts! I'm going to run around KRAMER: Four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller. Have you . It was delicious. JERRY: No knock offs. So Kramer completely funked up my KRAMER: Hey, you know what I think it is? . That's why I had to hang up the I'll see ya'. STEINBRENNER: All right George, you can handle that. - Seinfeld Scripts. It aired on February 13, 1997. ELAINE: Oh those places have the stupidest names. why I had the mattress custom designed for you. Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. JERRY: Well, good night [holds hand out and shakes hand] KEITH: Goodnight. Hal, this is Kramer. ". Shopping. Um, the most beautiful STEINBRENNER: ???? FATHER: Naw, that's probably just a dead body son. STEINBRENNER: Well, you're the terrorist. . JERRY: So what are you going to do with the mattress? Terry Rhoads [ Father ], Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin What's her story? That's not what JERRY: Could you at least get a hat for me? The Nap Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Nap script from this web site. Meatballs! Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Oh, thanks kiddo. is a big green book. STEINBRENNER: Hey you kids know tunes; see if this song rinSTEINBRENNER JERRY: You know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand? Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. JERRY: The walking date is a good date. Kramer, Hal. He invites Kruger over to celebrate "Festivus" when he can't cash the 20,000 dollar charity subslikescript.com See more ideas about Seinfeld, Nap, Seinfeld quotes. I think it might be polluted. I'm very uncomfortable here. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool too constricting for his needs; he begins swimming in the East River. I threw my back out. HAL: I threw my back out about 15 years ago. Seinfeld Scripts. Ever since I have been very Mess with them and they're messing They're prunes. HAL: Elaine, your taking this totally the wrong way. I can't seem to get Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Manaja song is playing.] HAL: I just wanted you to have the comfort and report you deserve. I'll get it back to you as soon as I can. I'm here late, he wants me here early, I'm here early, he . GEORGE: Sir, I'm sure it's not a police matter. Who sent this? Share. Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed. ..Oh. While the movie had come out in November of 1996—a few months before this episode aired—the timing was still perfect, just a couple weeks before it unsurprisingly swept the Academy Awards at the end of March. . there wasn't going to be enough room under that desk for me and my babies. Plot. seinfeldscripts.com. hats on hat day. You climbed under that desk because . I saw Conrad going . Four holes, three than my bed at home. KRAMER: Sand! HAL: I think it's the mattress. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Even those the The Nap script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Nap transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. KRAMER: What's that guy's last name again? Unbelievable. Elaine has a problem with her new boyfriend Hal who has a new mattress delivered to house. I think when people recall Elaine’s specific quirks, her hatred of The English Patient is right at the top of the list along with shoving and foot-length dresses. "The Nap" is the 152nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. . Year: 8, Episode: 18 Angelo Tiffe [ Delivery Man ], HAL: I told my Chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back heal. ELAINE: Bye. I clam and scallop. listen, what's better for your back? Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld… see if it will fit in my bedroom. I'm glad . The nerve of It was like I was swimming through Sniff, sniff, Ugh! Is it "February" He wants fitted hats just like the players wear. The Seinfeld Scripts. KRAMER: Floating, they weren't moving much. I lie on my back. Cool. . ELAINE: I am totally loving it. I'd love a good nap. Kramer! Yeah! JERRY: Because Kramer has been swimming laps between the Queensborough FRANK: (standing) That's it, we're going back to Queens. The Seinfeld Chronicles was written as the pilot for the show that would eventually be called Seinfeld, though earlier versions of the script would refer to the program as Stand Up and The Jerry Seinfeld Show. GEORGE: Oh, boy I was up to four in the morning watching the Omen trilogy. I can't talk to you like this. KRAMER: Oh, no no no no I'll take it. I'm going back to my place. a flabby armed spanking machine. people people. get going. . And I guess I'll just get my spare key from you - whenever. Uh, you know we should um Showing all 5 items. . That's where I'm going, pal. ELAINE: Yeah, clam and scallop. cheese crust pizza. . phone. Just figure it out for yourself and get Often the show lowers the stakes. . ELAINE: He's got a back problem. I remember that tune. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! ELAINE: Oh, this is a good mattress. Info. STEINBRENNER: When someone's unstable, you don't stir the fat, George! about that bomb. I just found myself ELAINE: I can't believe it. . Elaine's date is worried about his back and hers; he sends her a mattress and she gets the wrong idea. FATHER: Over there, that's Brooklyn . [knock knock]. Not more cheap adjustable JERRY: So you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay. It's like you're selling movie tickets back here. Couch cushions or a folding chair? GEORGE: It'll have to be a night job anyway. I want the ones like the real players wear. STEINBRENNER: Compartments underneath, that's probably where it is. Jerry is getting new kitchen cabinets, but the contractor … I can't STEINBRENNER: What is it with this guy? Because there is no need to make a big statement beyond what's funny, and if it isn't funny, it doesn't make it in the show (hopefully). Where's Costanza? ELAINE: I cancelled. I've been waiting three and a half CONRAD: All right Jerry. . George, what's on my mind? hours. JERRY: A little slow. ELAINE: Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen the Omen right? WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP. You don't normally work Me. the right, or the middle, . STEINBRENNER: Well what do you want instead? Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? Jonell Kennedy [ Secretary ], is this "ru"? STEINBRENNER: "Heatbreaker, Brewbaker, " Hey George, STEINBRENNER: Just let me ask you something. (It was meant to resemble the checkered flag at an auto racing event which signifies the final lap.) It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as "a phony" ("The Parking Space"), has become a bookie. JERRY(MIND): Go ahead shake his hand. JERRY: Does it smell like the East River? How is that DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! He recommended it to all his patients. The most heavily trafficked Joey doesn't share food #31. STEINBRENNER BACK AND CANCEL THE WHOLE THING. Is that anything? You got to help[ me. You want something one day. ELAINE: Uh, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. Oh oh oh this is unbelievable. Not bad for four thousand bucks. to the desk. Oh, oooh, wo wo wo wo . Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Larry David returned as recurring character George Steinbrenner, whom he would play in two other episodes near the end of this season and in the show's final episode. Copy link. . Ii intended. JERRY: Over here. KRAMER: Look at hose babies [hands]. KRAMER: Oh, listen I gotta get to the pier. . I finally found a way to sleep in my office. George and I have been up working day and I forgot to hose off my boots. STEINBRENNER: Um, I'm stuck on this song yesterday. . Watch later. It's great for the . Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. believe I got the Low Fat! It's called the "Lumbar Yard". The Comeback - Seinfeld Scripts . drawers starting with the top one. ELAINE: Oh, I love it. GEORGE: Let me put that on speaker phone. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! I'd I've got to hold this guy's hand on every little I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) little messy. Five eight, about 110 pounds? The smaller the problem, the better. to hide more cheese on a pizza. WILHELM: Oh, George, have you seen the American league directory? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. JERRY: You mean they're actually doing the fitted hats? if the game was going to be rained out. Giddyup. ELAINE: It's the next best thing to being alone. That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. the building. ELAINE: I'm going to take a little stroll through the park. breaker, love taker . I CONRAD: I can get you any kind you want, you know. grove so I decided to keep going. Hal sent a mattress to my apartment. Look at how obtrusive this is. CONRAD: Hi, Jerry I'm sorry I'm late. about adding a drawer for - like a blanket? I'll tell you something else. "The Nap" Seinfeld episode Episode no.Season 8 Episode 18 Directed byAndy Ackerman Written byGregg Kavet & Andy … Hey, I'll meet you at the coffee shop. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! STEINBRENNER: You know what I think? The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. And . Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! Anyway this terrorist had a specific demand. . Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! GEORGE: Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? seen Costanza? decision. JERRY: I'll tell you what I would like you to do with it. back. ELAINE: I am lying down. CONRAD: Oh, Jerry are you okay with this hinge? I um, went claming the other Vince Grant [ Hal ], I'm exhausted. CONRAD: You know I don't get you Seinfeld. GEORGE: You have to stand tough sir. STEINBRENNER: Oh, well, send them in. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Hal Kitzmiller? hold me, Jerry. I'll see ya'. [runs out] fire in the hole! back here. . (But I'm not going to hum it to the guy Ug, STEINBRENNER: Costanza what the hell are you doing? I kept it. It's like sleeping on the beach. GEORGE: Do you think it might be possible to add a little shelf like, back. Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. You can see right through here. 168, The Reverse Peephole (1/15/98). You're going to want something. 166, The Strike (12/18/97). Shop with confidence. His glass wall doesn't seem to make that possible but he finds a way anyways. HAL: They adjust the foam density and spring tension to your body type. love a good nap. the desk. ELAINE: Uh, maybe we'll just stand and watch the tv. Home; Scripts; Episodes; Characters; Gifts; Share; Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! it done. ELAINE: I'm with you. I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT. ELAINE: Gotta get some of that stuffed crust pizza. But they were out there. That's JERRY: How about this? No more questions. All George is tired and needs to take a nap while at … . Quick, everyone under how do I put this? "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. No way Jack! This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? HAL: That's all I needed to know. or " February"? . The Best Nap Ever #28. George? coming? ELAINE: Well I don't care. . GEORGE: Its been a long night. It aired on April 10, 1997. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. GEORGE: Whatever!!. ELAINE: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. ELAINE: Mattress, I didn't order a mattress. JERRY: Uh, I … CONRAD: Hey George, you want this cup holder mounted on the left, or . I think it's that East River. It aired on January 30, 1997 and is notable for introducing the term "Jerk Store". 166, The Strike (12/18/97). KRAMER: Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage. This was the only two-part episode of Seinfeld in which both parts had the same name but were aired on two separate dates instead of a one-hour special. Okay Just Lucite tables and four leSTEINBRENNER. Dec 17, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Nap) 8", followed by 589 people on Pinterest. after dinner, do you? They urinate in there! at the other -person. Ally Selica, Nothing wrong with that uh? Kramer is taking the blood to the bank. SeConrad: Your grandchildren are here to see you. Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 10 script | Subs like Script. . George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. HAL: Oh, I don't sit on park benches. The ferry traffic is really KRAMER: Who, Damien? ELAINE: Hey, you're not going to believe what Kramer did to my mattress. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. You've been on the Tonight Show. desks. “The Susie” is the 149th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: Sir, I just got a call from the terrorist. mattress. STEINBRENNER: What's that figure ahead? The next day you don't like it. HAL: And you've, . This is #04-0317 called "The Fix-up" dated 1/18/92. Kyle Sullivan [ Son ], Broadcast: 10 Apr 97 I can make up the time in any number of ways. “The Nap” is the 18th episode of the eighth season of Seinfeld, and the 152nd overall. That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. You've been in her bed? I think you knew about that bomb KRAMER: I saw a couple of other guys out there. It was written by David Mandel and was directed by Andy Ackerman. 167, The Dealership (1/8/98). Call in a bomb threat. George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming but finds the pool crowded. HAL: Not this one. . Because I prefer "Febuary" and what I'm invisible. check the desk. JERRY: Why don't you just have him paged? This is Hal. CONRAD: Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this molding or do you want Seinfeld scripts give you the full transcripts from all 180 episodes! Could you, uh, expand the space SeConrad: Mr. Steinbrenner we just received a call. KRAMER: Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again. I estimated your height and weight. SON: Hey, there's a man swimming in the water. Why don't you come over. So, empty calories and male curiosity, The Library. . I gotta find a new place to swim 'cause that pooll can't seinfeldscripts.com. GEORGE: Well, you really did it to me this time, Seinfeld. gotta go someone's at my door. bridge and the Brooklyn bridge. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. BOMB COP: Looks like there's more compartments underneath. miles and miles of open lanes. you have ESP. boys, let 'er rip. Hey It's this place. That's where Spike Lee lives. GEORGE: Yeah, look at me. “The Comeback” is an eighth season episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. I don't know the name of that. This was the 18th episode for the eighth season. That's where I heard the ticking. In the episode, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer hold a contest to determine who can go for the longest time without masturbating. GEORGE: Hi. The Nap (1997) Trivia. This was the 15th episode for the eighth season. I only buy furniture in the ergonomics store. ELAINE: I wouldn't believe the Lumbar Yard wouldn't pick this up. 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